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Tragedy

August 30, 2011

I got a fortune cookie yesterday that said “Next week, green is your lucky color.”  The lotto numbers on the back of the fortune were green.  The lotto numbers on the back of my girlfriend’s fortune were green too, so she let me take her fortune slip.  Hers said something or other about silence and happiness and friendship, it wasn’t important.  So I put the fortunes in my jeans pocket and prepared to win many millions of dollars, but then I also just put my jeans in the washing machine and forgot to take the fortunes out.

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  1. Krishawna permalink
    October 8, 2011 1:17 pm

    Perhaps the fortune cookie powers at be ran out of red ink and so they used the leftover green ink from their holiday version fortunes and to cover it up they printed “green will be your lucky color”. So, when you left them in your jean pockets it actually saved you from the potential heartbreak of finding out the truth when the numbers didnt come through. However, that could be considered lucky too…

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