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QH

QH stands for Quotation History.  This is where the different quotations I’ve listed are kept because they change once in a while.  I started this record in August of 2011 so I don’t remember all the quotations before that or when they happened.  I also can’t rigorously say these are all quotations.  It’s as flawed as any other attempt at history.

That game is worth 10 cents trade-in, and that’s with the 50% discount we’re offering.  You want to just keep it?
(July 2012-present)

Put Smarties tubes on cats’ legs, make them walk like robots.
 – Jimmy Carr on QI
(December 2011-July 2012)

No, the magic word is “Now.”
(November 2011-December 2011)

There are plenty more fish in the toilet bowl.  Of love.
– Patrick Maitland on Coupling
(November 2011)

That’s what I say to vegetarians, “That’s so racist.”
(October 2011-November 2011)

When you’re four years older than dirt, you can’t dig ditches no more – you gotta sell guns.
 – Proud redneck on PawnStars
(July 2011-October 2011)

GIMME SOME OF THAT GUMMY PANDA SHIT RIGHT NOW.
(May 2011-July 2011)

You scratch my back, I like it.
(March 2011-May 2011)

Yes it’s quotation, not quote, quotation is a noun, quote is a verb.
(Five minutes when I thought that was funny, February 2011)

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