QH stands for Quotation History. This is where the different quotations I’ve listed are kept because they change once in a while. I started this record in August of 2011 so I don’t remember all the quotations before that or when they happened. I also can’t rigorously say these are all quotations. It’s as flawed as any other attempt at history.
That game is worth 10 cents trade-in, and that’s with the 50% discount we’re offering. You want to just keep it?
Put Smarties tubes on cats’ legs, make them walk like robots.
– Jimmy Carr on QI
(December 2011-July 2012)
No, the magic word is “Now.”
(November 2011-December 2011)
There are plenty more fish in the toilet bowl. Of love.
– Patrick Maitland on Coupling
That’s what I say to vegetarians, “That’s so racist.”
(October 2011-November 2011)
When you’re four years older than dirt, you can’t dig ditches no more – you gotta sell guns.
– Proud redneck on PawnStars
(July 2011-October 2011)
GIMME SOME OF THAT GUMMY PANDA SHIT RIGHT NOW.
(May 2011-July 2011)
You scratch my back, I like it.
(March 2011-May 2011)
Yes it’s quotation, not quote, quotation is a noun, quote is a verb.
(Five minutes when I thought that was funny, February 2011)